My co-worker Adrienne got a phone call. There was an issue in the Board Room with the AV system.
5 seconds to hear that there was a problem.
2 minutes to go downstairs.
20 seconds to hear what the problem was (on a conference call, the Board room could hear those on the phone, but the phone conferencers couldn't hear what was being said in the Board Room)
3 seconds to unmute the room's mics, say "can you hear me?" into the microphone, and get back a "yes."
4 seconds to wish the room a happy meeting and head back to the elevators.
ION, I was initiated into the Masons on Saturday.