Kevin Rhodes (cormac) wrote,
Kevin Rhodes

Because I amuse myself at times...

You're listening to 107.9, WTMI, broadcasting way too much information on your ride home. Coming up in news, [female public figure] has a rather nasty bruise on her left shoulder where it meets the neck. That's because she's been having really rough sex with her husband! We'll be listening to the audio tapes in five minutes, but first...what's the phrase that plays and pays for days? Call in and win to WTMI 107.9, easily avoidable at the end of your FM dial.
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