This year I've been busy!
In July I didn't flush (-1 points). In February I set den_of_thieves's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, divinite (-5000 points). Last month I put money in digital_panther's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Saturday I gave get_medieval a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5063 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Didn't mean to burn your puppy, Rusty. Or, you know, commit genocide.
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So my hair is getting to the point where I either need to cut it, or commit to growing it out. I'm soliciting input from friends and family.…