Kevin Rhodes (cormac) wrote,
Kevin Rhodes
cormac

Borrowed from sasha_kahn

Talk about Charlie Brown luck.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I helped jeanniemac hide a body (-173 points). In April I committed genocide... Sorry about that, jillaw (-5000 points). In October I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Thursday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In September I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-6961 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
cormac

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